#snape simp

[xioyume]

You have no idea how much Severus Snape means to me. My obsession with him reached the point that hearing his name makes me feel butterflies in my stomach and seeing content from him makes me very happy. I love him so much and if I could I would tell him every day that he’s someone wonderful and I would give him all the love that he was denied all his life

Severus is my safe place and I'm glad I found such a beautiful and amazing character like him <333

[celeste-aura]

Hey Snape Lovers out there. Guess what?? I just released a new Post-War Severus Snape X OC fanfiction. It's up on Wattpad do checkout guys. I am so excited for this. Also share with your fiends.

[snowyslytherinowl]

When I saw the first movie for the first time, I was immediately taken by him 😍

Y/N; “Can you believe some people see Severus and aren’t immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for him?”

Y/N; “They don’t even get the urge to kiss him right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.”

[aezran]

‘not all men’ you’re right. severus snape from the harry potter saga would never

[bythepen98]

Doodle || Severus 🐍

Sketch from last week. Bought a new sketch pad and the first character I wanted to draw was him.

[sevilynne]

"It isn't pretty priviledge!"

*Likes Tom and hates on Severus* "No because Tom is so fine / hot EUGHHH!"

I'm scared for this generation, next they'll forget that Tom is a mass killer who recruited children, traumatized kids in an orphanage (As a child), and tortured children.

Wait... They already did!

[couchducky]

mmmmm. silly old wizards

[stabyomates]

happy (late) halloween! i bring spooky snupin art from my twitter ✨

close-ups, the art without lighting and background and wips undercut ♥️

[gold-snek-hoe]

Clare really said I, a trans autistic author, could have Marak for my horror-fantasy memior with an almost entirely queer, neurodivergent cast of characters (me and my IRL friends). Now that's ally behavior. JK Rowling could never.

[xioyume]

LMAO I WAS CHOOSING MY NEW PROFILE PIC AND BEAT IT BY SEAN KINGSTON STARTED PLAYING 😭😭

[sleepingdeath-light]

Here's a small list of simping Sunday requests.

(All are with a Transmasculine reader)

1. Remus with a dhampir S/O

2. Dipper with a cryptozoologist S/O

3. Remus in bed hcs (whatever you can think of on the spot)

4. Gaster falling in love with someone from another dimension.

5. Severus with an S/O who actually finds his work in potions interesting.

Go crazy, Sleeps.

-A Common Simp

1 — Remus + Dhampire / Half Vampire S/O

despite what pop culture would say regarding the whole ‘vampire-werewolf rivalry’, remus couldn’t care less about their heritage — after all, it’s not like he has a good enough relationship with his condition for him to care much about his partner’s inhuman side. at most he’d be curious about their biology and would make sure that they had what they needed to take care of themselves without ever risking another person getting hurt (as they would do for him with his potions), but otherwise their relationship would be the same as it would be if his partner was completely human.

2 — Dipper + Cryptozoologist S/O

having a significant other who shares his passion for researching and cataloging the supernatural would be so very important to dipper and, honestly, i can’t see him ending up with someone that isn’t at least interested in the topic of cryptozoology. but having an actual cryptozooligist as a partner means someone who is excited to undergo research and cataloguing with him, and someone who would be able to sit and listen to his tales from his time in gravity falls without losing interest or calling him a liar which is a definite bonus. tldr; he’d love to have an s/o that’s interested in this field!

3 — Remus + One Random NSFW HC

he’s not the most comfortable with being able to see his own body during the act and prefers to either have sex whilst being mostly clothed or while the lights are off. that being said he can happily praise and body worship his partner for hours at a time and will lovingly discourage them from talking badly about the parts of them he loves (yes he knows it’s a smidge hypocritical and he’s trying to get better about it himself, but old habits die hard).

4 — Gaster + S/O from an Alt Dimension

this monster isn’t the most in touch with his emotions and would take a long time (and possibly even the help of toriel) for him to realise that his investment in their well-being and excitement to see them every day has less and less to do with his want to study their biology and learn about their dimension of origin and more to do with his own personal attachment to them. arguably he may not even realise until they’ve started to work alongside him in his lab to figure out a way to send them home and the idea of losing them starts to leave him feeling filled with a heavy and inescapable sort of dread. (the inevitable confession would either come as a result of toriel herself stepping in to help the poor scientist before he lost the best thing that had happened to him in centuries, or right at the last second before they’re sent home after they confess their feelings first — either way it’s a bit of a mess)

5 — Snape + S/O who is Invested in his Work

this would be such a breath of fresh air for him and would be another avenue for them to grow closer as a couple. of course he’s more than happy to teach them what he knows if ever they ask, but either way it’s just nice for him to have someone that’s actually willing and actively listening to him talk about his research and his work — bonus points if they can recite bits and pieces of recipes and side effects he’s explained to them before without prompting, or if they compliment him on his skills as a teacher or as a potion maker in general.

[humanthatlikestuff]

Meet Gregory Xhart, a scholar with magical prowess. Actually the last surving nobleman of the family Averyanov (Аверьянов), he took his mother's last name and lived his life wandering, untill a mage took him in and trained him in his magical abilities, he was 10 when he wandered tho.

Cue sad backstory and becoming edgy, HAHAHAHAHHA. Yes, Russian DILF man.

[saggycondom]

I'm telling you now... I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me...

[lestatdelivncvurt]

Severus Snape >>

The curve of Alan Rickman’s waist appreciation post [insp.]

[seleneprince]

Unpopular opinion #2

Severus wasn't in love with Lily.

He had an unhealthy emotional attachment towards her because she was his first friend, the first person ever to be nice to him and whom he could trust. There isn't a single paragraph or sentence in the canon material that implies his feelings for her were romantic, beyond the patronus thing, and that doesn't necessarily mean it was romantic.

She was his best friend, they grew up together, and Severus' life outside of her was miserable (abusive parents, bullying, bigoted housemates, the death eater cause grooming him), so it makes perfect sense he thinks of her to cast a patronus. His only happy memories were probably with her.

She was his family, his anchor, and I dare to say, his sister. And when she died because of the prophecy he overheard, he felt like he killed her himself. He condemned the only person who ever cared about him.

That's why I can't stand the common interpretation of Snape as this lovesick/simp/obsessed stalker in memes and fanon stuff. He literally said it himself, in the books:

"I thought we were friends? Best friends?"

He didn't sound disappointed, or sad, or bothered. He was stating the truth of what he felt. He wanted Lily as his friend, nothing more. And like any normal person, he was broken when he lost her.

[crazyyluvr]

Dealing With the Problem = Breaking the Problem’s Nose

pairing: remus lupin x slytherin!reader

summary: You punched another student because he was annoying. Not because you were defending Remus Lupin. Totally not.

genre: crushing, fluff?, kind of enemies to lovers but not really (reader hates Remus but Remus likes reader), sunshine x grumpy trope?

wc: 2.1k

content: reader can throw a punch, gn!reader, there’s a fight, a lot of cursing, remus gets insulted, remus is a simp fr, reader is very... salty? idk how to describe them.

note: woah, two posts in one day? so rare. I wrote this without any particular idea in mind, but I want to show my appreciation for Remus, because we love Remus <3

oneshot under the cut :: not proofread

Remus Lupin was interesting.

He was not like his other friends; he was quiet, more reserved than them. The Marauders were the heartthrobs of Hogwarts, and Remus Lupin had his own group of “fans” that found his certain allure appealing.

You hated him.

The times when you would had the unfortunate requirement to talk to him, he was infuriating. He would send that damned smirk of his your way even when you were obviously about to blow a fuse. He would use those annoyingly smooth pickup lines on you when you were literally insulting him. He compliments you and uses pet names on you that makes other people do a double take on you from how he treated you like you two were dating.

He may have been the quieter one among his friends (besides Peter of course), but he could act as embarrassingly as Potter and Black do.

You were going to kill him someday. If he doesn’t kill you first with his smooth words and soft gaze.

As much as you hate him, your body betrays you. All the time.

Your cheeks flush when he compliments you. Your knees go weak when he calls you dove. Your brain lags when he uses one of his pickup lines that you never seem to predict.

The reactions were out of your control. I mean, if anyone else treated you the way Lupin treated you, you’d probably act the same.

Right?

Wrong, because you hate everyone besides your friends in Slytherin, no matter how kind they act towards you. Lupin just happened to take a page out of your house’s mascot and slither through your walls to become an exception.

Wrong, because you never would have punched someone purely out of instinct after a particularly horrible insult.

You were disappointed in yourself. You were doing well in restraining your anger during the past few years in Hogwarts, so why did you have to snap now out of all times?

No matter how annoyed you were at yourself, it couldn’t overpower the satisfaction you got from finally shutting Avery up.

So, how did it happen?

Let’s rewind.

—————

You were taking a stroll in the grass with Barty, who was always willing to accompany you on your spontaneous walks. The two of you were just talking about people you particularly hated in Hogwarts until you came across the two that placed particularly high on both your lists: Avery and Snape.

Being in the same house as the two vermin didn’t make you or Barty dislike them any less, especially you. You were one of the precious few halfbloods in Slytherin, and they never failed to insult you about it.

You didn’t care about blood statuses, though. But that didn’t matter do them.

They targeted you constantly, picking on you, tripping you in the hallway, spilling drinks on your back, and other petty things.

You always bit back with your words. You knew that if you tried to deal with it physically, you might be expelled from the school for violence.

Thank goodness Pandora, Barty, and Regulus ere always there to restrain you. Especially Barty. He was your closest friend, and although he wanted to beat them up himself, he didn’t want you getting in trouble.

Today seemed to be an exception.

“Oh, speaking of,” you cut Barty off, your gaze souring as you caught sight of the two you were just ranting about.

Barty followed your gaze, his lip curling in disgust. They were crowded over someone, but the tree beside them obscured your view of the victim. They seemed to be enjoying themselves, laughing wickedly and pushing the person.

“Are we going?” Barty knew you well. He knew you were going to do something about it. He just hoped that you were going to use your words instead of your fists, because he hasn't finished his strategy on how to hide bodies in school just yet.

“Unfortunately,” you sighed, picking up your pace, Barty a few feet behind you to give you space. You may hate everyone in school, but not enough to leave them in the clutches of people like Snape and Avery.

“What kind of fucked up entertainment did you two idiots decide to do today?” You called, making the two turn your way.

“Ah, just the person we were talking about,” Avery sneered. “What do you want now? You here to check up on your boyfriend?”

You furrowed your brows in confusion. You stepped to the side a little and groaned internally when you saw who Snape and Avery’s target was today: Remus Lupin.

His face was contorted in anger, his clenched fists peeking out from his slightly oversized sweater. Whatever Snape and Avery were teasing him about must have really struck a nerve in him.

“Leave them out of this,” he warned.

“What’re you going to do about it, huh?” Snape taunted him, approaching you. “C’mon loverboy. Not so strong now that your bodyguards aren’t here, ain’t that right?”

“Why don’t you boys take a break from being dickheads, yeah?” You said, testing out the chance of a diplomatic ending. “Go find some other place to dump your bullshit on, preferably the greenhouses. They could use the fertilizer.”

Avery made a beeline towards you, partially shoving Snape out of his way to grab your collar and pull you toward him. He was practically steaming.

Diplomacy was out the window, I suppose.

Barty a step towards you, as did Remus, but Snape stopped the lanky boy and you put your hand up to make Barty pause. You could handle yourself.

“You wanna say that again, bitch?” Avery seethed.

You had to restrain yourself from puking in his face after you felt drops of his saliva hit your cheeks, but you stood your ground. “I said you’re full of shit. Did some of it get in your ears or something?”

Avery looked like he wanted to hit you, but instead he leaned in your ear. You cringed at the lack of distance, but it quickly morphed into something else as he whispered, “You wouldn’t be barking as much if you let your ugly ass boytoy do the talking for you. He’s the one better with words, eh? Bet he uses them so you would want to fuck him. Tell me, is his dick as deformed as his face is?”

Avery never got his response as you reeled your fist back and let it fly, making direct contact with his nose with a satisfying crack.

—————

“I don’t believe it,” Madame Pomfrey tsked in disappointment, dabbing a paste on the bruise around your eye. You had to suppress a wince, since the rest of your body was too sore. “You should know better than to start a brawl in the courtyard.”

“They had it coming,” you muttered, making the nurse dab with a little more force than necessary. “Ouch.”

"You could have sustained worse injuries than this, stupid child!" She scolded, like a mother reprimanding a disobedient child. And like a disappointed child, you stayed silent and hung your head in slight guilt.

Only slight guilt because you still firmly believed that the two idiots had it coming to them.

You heard a moan of pain, and you could have sworn that you saw Madame Pomfrey roll her eyes. "You don't have that much severe injuries, so I'll check up on you in a while after I treat Mr. Snape and Mr. Avery."

You nodded. Before leaving, the nurse turned to Remus Lupin, who was icing a bruise on his cheek on the cot beside yours. "Watch over them, and after a few minutes, apply ice to their bruises," she instructed, and the Gryffindor nodded.

"Treasure, how're you doing?" Barty called from his cot across from you. He had sprained his ankle from kicking Snape hard in the nuts, and although he winced in pain occasionally when he moved, his grin told you that he didn't regret what he did.

"I'm okay B," you replied, grimacing slightly as one of the pulled muscles on your back acted up.

Remus noticed your flinch, and approached you worriedly. He was better off than you and Barty, the bruise on his face the only thing that he obtained from the fight. "Are you sure?" He asked, concerned. You didn't like how soft his eyes were as he gazed at you, or how your chest squeezed slightly at his worry.

"I'm fine, Lupin," you quipped, although your voice lacked its usual venom.

Remus hummed, unconvinced. He turned to the bedside and grabbed the ice that Madame Pomfrey left for you and held it out for you to grab.

You scoffed. "I said I'm fine. No need to baby me."

Remus rolled his eyes slightly. "And I don't believe you. Besides, the nurse said to ice your bruise after a few minutes. A few minutes has already passed, and frankly, she can do more damage to me than you can in this state."

You grumbled, turning your head. Your pride made you stubborn, as it did to many, but thank goodness Remus Lupin has had training in dealing with prideful companions.

He closed in on you, holding your face by the chin and tilting it towards him. You tried to fight back, but his grip was firm, so you simply sighed and resigned your fate. You could only hope that the observant boy didn't notice the warmth on your cheeks.

He gently placed the ice on your eye.

"Sorry," He murmured when you hissed at the sudden cold.

You purposefully averted your gaze from him, eyes fixated on the wheels of another cot.

That didn't stop you from spotting Remus's fixated stare on you from your periphery.

"Stop looking at me like that, Lupin," You spat, still refusing to make direct eye contact with him. "What do you want?"

"Why did you punch Avery?" He asked, finally making your eyes snap up to him. "He said something that provoked you. What did he say?"

You scoffed. "The usual bullshit that comes out of his mouth."

"I heard that."

"Fuck off," you called to the curtained cot where Avery currently resided. Madame Pomfrey hushed you disapprovingly form behind the curtains.

"I don't think that's true," Remus said, eyes narrowed as he studied you like a problem he couldn't solve, an enigma he wanted to understand.

You looked at him in silence for a moment, before heaving a sigh and looking away again. "He insulted you," you mumbled, words faint and hard to decipher, but Remus got the general meaning.

Well, judging from his grin, he got the general meaning.

"What did you say?" He asked. You looked at him, offended. Remus Lupin was teasing you.

"Clean your ears next time, Lupin," you shot a glare at him, but it didn't have as much heat behind it as you would have wanted.

"Nope, don't try to escape from this," he chuckled, using his hand on your chin to make your visible eye make contact with his brown ones again. "What did you say, dove?"

You groaned. You absolutely loved hated the effect this boy had on you.

"He insulted you, Lupin," You snapped, cheeks blazing at this point. "Happy?"

Remus's playful expression melted into one of disbelief. "You punched him because... he insulted me?"

"Salazar, you really are deaf," you rolled your eyes. "That's what I said, isn't it?"

Remus seemed to still not be able to wrap his head around the idea. You, the person he's been pining over the past few months, defended him. And got hurt because of it.

"I'm sorry," he said, his voice sincere.

Your brows furrowed in confusion. "What are you apologizing for? I started that fight with my own free will, and they deserved every cut and bruise they received."

"Amen," Barty replied. He was obviously eavesdropping on your conversation, and you couldn't say that you were surprised.

"But still." His lips tilted downwards along with his gaze. Salazar give me strength, he's pouting. "You were dragged into it when they were picking on me. I could have —"

"Yes, there are many things that you could have done, but you can't reverse time to do them now, Lupin," You said severely. "I don't need you apologizing for things I don't regret doing."

Remus looked up at you hopefully. "You don't regret defending me?"

You blinked, realizing the implications your words gave off. You played it off with a huff. "Whatever."

"You didn't deny it," Remus teased, a small smile on his face. He still felt guilty that you were hurt because you were defending him, but you didn't regret it. That had to count for something.

"Whatever, Lupin."

"Call me Remus."

"No."

"Please."

"Absolutely not."

"Dove?"

"... Fine, Remus."

"Heh, I knew you liked me."

"What — I never said I did!"

"But you never said you didn't."

"I —"

A retching noise was heard. "Ugh, your lovey-doveyness is making me sick."

"Shut up, Barty!"